“I once knew a man named Tool/To me, he was the epitome of cool/He was good with a knife/bad with the wife/If you think you can beat me - prove it/If you think you can defeat me/Cool Tool/you gotta be a fool!” Snatch “Do I look like a man who came halfway across Europe to die on a bridge?” The Expendables “Do you think I’ve got ‘c–k’ written on my forehead?” Transporter 3 “Have a good life… What’s left of it.” Crank “Next time I’ll deflate all your balls, friend.” Transporter 2 “You don’t need your mouth to pee.” The Expendables I wasn’t expecting a f-ing rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!” The Transporter “I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. ![]() “I’m going to make this thing bleed.” Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels It’s fair to say that Jason Statham has fun when he makes movies, as evidenced by some of the delightfully ludicrous one-liners he gets to spool off. He makes movies like Crank where he runs around in a hospital gown with an erection, and this week’s thriller The Meg in which he faces off against a giant shark. He plays characters with names like ‘Bacon’ and ‘Turkish’ and ‘Chev Chelios’ and ‘Lee Christmas.’ He starred in Spy as an over-the-top James Bond type, who once claimed he re-attached a ripped off arm with his other arm. Jason Statham is a man who is comfortable with silliness.
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